You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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