you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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