I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
How many fucks given?
0.12846
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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