remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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