should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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