Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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