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I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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