did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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