that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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