Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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