so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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