My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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