it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
