I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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