come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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