found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
