I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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