So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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