I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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