i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
