Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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