I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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