p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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