how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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