On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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