Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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