You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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