Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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