I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
we should paint friendship bongs
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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