Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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