i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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