kristin has been a bad kristin
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.