Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Everyone says I win the strip club
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.