Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now