Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
how does that bad decision feel?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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