physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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