So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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