If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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