would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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