It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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