Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
