do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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