In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.