Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"