Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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