it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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