Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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