I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.