i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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