Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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