Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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