Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
50% drunk capacity currently
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
