The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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