this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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