Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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