grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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