Say something about gay babies.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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