if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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